cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

5 hours ago329589 notes
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#text

csabaklement:

If you see a butt plug, well then that’s your own issue, you know? That’s just like your opinion, man. And for someone who’s so against gay marriage, why are you so worried about ass play anyway?

- Paul Mccarthy

5 hours ago20848 notes
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#fave

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

5 hours ago89892 notes
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#text

cerceos:

Gunnar Magnússon

Various

17 hours ago13732 notes
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#other

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

image

image

18 hours ago272993 notes
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#fave

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

image

19 hours ago71161 notes
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biscuitmango:

image

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

19 hours ago175448 notes
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#fave

dorwellexplorer:

Buddha of Bamiyan Afghanistan 1992 before destruction, Steve Mc Curry

20 hours ago392 notes
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isra-qm:

ishipthat:

popcorngosong:

webuiltthepyramids:

thispopculture:

legallyblained:

hips don’t lie by oxford university’s all male choir

wow

Yes.

I have been waiting my whole life for this. I didn’t know this was something I needed, but not I can’t deny

Aaand it is on tumblr

everything about this is perfect

21 hours ago58520 notes
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#video #love how they didn't change the pronouns #good on u oxford

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

23 hours ago78931 notes
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#SERIOUSLY? #wtf #my life has been a lie
1 day ago14306 notes
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#f
1 day ago20329 notes
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#lmao
1 day ago1125 notes
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#other

btw if anyone wants to add me on Instagram it’s akittkat

1 day ago

stevanj35 forreal tho like they care about saving even one cent on fucking GrOCERiES but they don’t care about spending over $20 on karaoke I don’t get it

1 day ago


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