everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
If you see a butt plug, well then that’s your own issue, you know? That’s just like your opinion, man. And for someone who’s so against gay marriage, why are you so worried about ass play anyway?
- Paul Mccarthy
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
my dick is itchy I think i have herpes
when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants
I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
Buddha of Bamiyan Afghanistan 1992 before destruction, Steve Mc Curry
hips don’t lie by oxford university’s all male choir
I have been waiting my whole life for this. I didn’t know this was something I needed, but not I can’t deny
Aaand it is on tumblr
everything about this is perfect
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
btw if anyone wants to add me on Instagram it’s akittkat
stevanj35 forreal tho like they care about saving even one cent on fucking GrOCERiES but they don’t care about spending over $20 on karaoke I don’t get it